Whod you bang
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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