I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
