i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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