In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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