his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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