For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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