he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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