The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
The air taste purple.
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