Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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