if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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