i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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