I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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