he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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