I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
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I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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