I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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