Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
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