Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
