But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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