so that wasnt chicken after all
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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