Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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