I skipped work to stalk him.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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