ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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