Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
two words: eviction party
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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