I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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