Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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