see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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