Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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