I want to make a zoo with you.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
soo... how was my night?
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