The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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