i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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