Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Randomize
