she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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