I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
