In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
She needs sedatives and a leash
We're not piercing ourselves today.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Holy shit dude........stairs
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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