Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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