I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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