My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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