question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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