There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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