He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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