Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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