you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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