Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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