Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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