Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Randomize
