Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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