11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Ketchup is God's man juice
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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