he wants to bone in the snuggie
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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