So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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