Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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