If you die in college, do you die in real life?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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