This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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