Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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