great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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